If I am elected president should I create a Tramp Stamp Appreciation holiday?

I have a tramp stamp but I do not endorse any candidate at this time. We do need a holiday to commemorate one of the best drunken mistakes of my life! I even got a discount for letting the guy feel me up!! Then the next morning when my husband rolled over and saw what I had done, he called me and gave me a good 6am call. Definitely a very freedom ringing experience for all.